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LAVA BRO isn't just an emotional support company; we're your hype squad, vibing like a winning sports team or backing each other up like siblings. In this weekly newsletter, together, we celebrate small wins ✨. We blend the excitement of sports highlights with strategies to tackle those existential crises that pop up in our everyday lives. Share with your family & friends.
K8 & GINK
The sisters known as the Internet! 👯♀️
Mine and K8’s brackets are officially busted — but of course, two people who admitted they were just randomly picking teams are winning the Lava Bro pool. Shout out to Rileigh and Maggie, proving once again that chaos is undefeated. Honestly, it tracks. We spend so much time trying to make the perfect choices, do all the research, run the numbers — and meanwhile, randomness strolls in like, “Hold my beer 🍺.” It’s like Forrest Gump said (and yeah, he was onto something), “Life is like a box of chocolates — you never know what you’re gonna get.” And maybe that’s not a bad thing. Sometimes random wins. Sometimes random is the only reason you win. Might as well enjoy it.
SMALL WINS
Let’s dive into the *~magic~*! ✨
In a world that's all about the big moments, it's time to give props to the small wins—like finally nailing that thing you put off & it only taking 5 minutes, catching a breather mid-chaos or hustling through a workout when you'd rather binge, Survival of the Thickest. They might not make an impact, but these wins? They're the rizz to leveling up. So, let’s celebrate our accomplishments and manifest for the week ahead.
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WOO, SPORTS!
The Random Edition 🏆
Incredible: The Yankees' 36 runs (so far) thru their first three games are the most in the first three games of a season in team history. And that's with "only" scoring four runs Thursday.
— Jerry Beach (@JerryBeach73)
8:08 PM • Mar 30, 2025
Been doing some research on past recruiting classes, went down a wormhole and found this info I never thought I'd type out:
J'Marick Woods, a Michigan safety from 2017-'19, is now going by Jay Woods and is starring on Season 3 of the FOX reality dating show Farmer Wants A Wife.
— Scott Bell (@sbell021)
3:30 PM • Mar 28, 2025
JOSH GIDDEY FROM HALF-COURT FOR THE WIN 🤯🤯🤯
UNREAL.
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT)
2:37 AM • Mar 28, 2025
INTERNET GEMS
What we’re obsessing over 🤠
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Small Wins, Big Hugs.
xo,
Lava Bro
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